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++ You can call me Bad Manners, Manners, BM, Bad, Briefcase... many choices to pick from! My pronouns are he/him and they/them. The term "bad manners" comes from gaming, referencing when someone acts in a purposefully disrespectful and + taunting manner towards other players – and I chose this moniker as it has plenty of personal meanings + attached to it. +
++ You can also call me Sam, which is my fursona's name. He is a mimic and maned wolf hybrid, and you can learn more about him by + clicking on him below! +
++ Hi, I'm Bad Manners! +
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+ + I'm a safe vore enthusiast, a furry, a programmer, and occasional writer. +
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Sam Brendan
++ Sam Brendan (or + simply Sam), also going by Bad Manners, is + a mimic x maned wolf hybrid. The main color of his fur is lime green, with light + teal and white details. His most noticeable feature, however, is the metal briefcase that he has in lieu of a + face – the mimic portion of his body. +
+Physical description
++ He has big, pointy, forward-facing ears, with big tufts in a light teal-to-white gradient coming out from the + inside. The rest of his head is different from a regular maned wolf's, however. Everything from the top of his + forehead down to the front of his neck is replaced by a metal briefcase ₋ including his eyes and snout – + due to partially being a mimic of the object. More specifically, the briefcase has a gray matte texture, with + its hinges at the bottom. On top, there are two latches by the sides, and a dark gray pull handle in the middle + – all three clamp down towards the front. There is no discernible unlocking mechanism for the latches. On + the flat sides, the briefcase has several thin ridges across the width. +
++ His mimic half can split in half longitudinally to reveal his green maw, with irregular and crooked white fangs, + muscular buccinators on the sides, and a long prehensile and sticky tongue that is pastel yellow at the tip. It + is connected to his lime-green digestive system. +
++ Sam's body is slim, and his claws are short and white. His extremities are also white (instead of dark like most + maned wolves). His upper paws are similar to hands, his digitigrade feet have lime green pads, and his fluffy + tail is medium in size. These limbs connect to the lime green on his torso with a light teal gradient. The + center of his torso is white, with more light teal gradients on the sides of the ribs. He has some excess + fluffiness throughout his whole body, including a tuft above his chest. On his shoulders, the back of his head, + and the inner side of each thigh, he has small white markings of three triangles of differing sizes. He features + a similar but larger pattern on his back, containing five white triangles. +
+Personality
++ Sam identifies as male, and uses he/him and they/them pronouns. He is normally solitary and anxious but friendly and extremely curious, with a particular interest in + sciences. Sometimes introverted and shy, sometimes loud and active, he's quite prone to mood swings, although he + tries to be reasonable and act on good intentions and manners whenever possible. He is quite fond of anagrams and + wordplay. His main weaknesses are ear scritches and constantly focusing on others' approval. His main strength is + finding humor in little things. +
++ Due to his inability to display facial expressions, he usually resorts to stereotypical conveyances of emotions + by sticking adhesive accessories on the briefcase. For this purpose, he can make use of googly eyes (his + favorite accessories), removable paint and powder, stickers (e.g. to simulate smiles or expressions), and more. + He dislikes being nicknamed Briefcase or anything along those lines but is fine being called by either of his + species. It's very rare for him to ever open his case. +
++ He's quite self-conscious about his mimic maw and normally avoids showing it in public. These factors lead to + him usually eating alone, as well as being confused and flustered by people who seem keenly interested in his + maw. However, in specific moods (such as vorish ones), he has no qualms about displaying and using his maw. He + can be either predator or prey, depending on the situation. When prey, his predator may notice how his fur has a + citric and sweet taste and perfume, similar to lime pie. +
+Abilities
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- + Mimicking voices or simple sounds, and speak without moving his mouth. + +
- + Materializing facial accessories (such as stickers or googly eyes) out of thin air. + +
- + Controlling the movable parts of his mimic half (hinges, latches, handle) like any other limb. Even when + unconscious, he's able to keep his case tightly shut. + +
- + Opening his face like a normal briefcase would open (only when his maw is closed), revealing a single + compartment that exists extra-spatially – i.e. in a pocket dimension separate from the rest of his maw. + +
- + Making his maned wolf body temporarily disappear, becoming indistinguishable from a briefcase mimic except for + a patch of green and white fur on the backside. + +
Sensorial report
++ His mimic parts (henceforth referred to as 'face') are mostly organic, but still contain traces of metallic + elements, making non-invasive examinations such as X-ray and MRI difficult. However, stimulation through short + electrical impulses at the junction between his head and his face results in messages reaching the brain, + indicating that there is a rich nervous network through the seam. The following data has been collected based on + empirical observations and Sam's self-reporting. +
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- + Sense of sight: Mimics' skins are photosensitive, and Sam's face similarly has almost + 360° of vision, with minor loss of focus outside the center. This ability is restricted by perceiving the world + as black and white, therefore minimizing sensory overload, but he's able to focus on a single object to perceive + trichromatic hues. + +
- + Sense of hearing: Excellent hearing, unaffected by the obstruction from his face. + Normal sense of balance. + +
- + Sense of touch: He's able to perceive pressure on his face, albeit with considerably + diminished capacity than the rest of his body. The region also has even dimmer senses of temperature and pain. + But being of magical origin, it is sensitive to such energies. + +
- + Sense of taste: With the maw that appears in front of his face, Sam is capable of + tasting and consuming anything. He reports that "certain flavors are extremely vivid" (further clarification has + been requested to amend this report). + +
- + Sense of smell: Capable of discerning strong smells with chemoreceptors in his face, + while normally breathing through air diffusion instead of his lungs. Sam reports that most smells are quite weak, + but those pertaining to living beings are particularly pronounced. + +
Terms of Service for story commissions
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+ TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "CLOSED" ? (
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+ ++ Commissions are + closed. +
+ ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "OPEN" ? ( ++ Commissions are open. +
+ ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "SEMI_OPEN" ? ( ++ + Commissions are semi-open + + . I'll be more picky about which commissions to take. +
+ ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "PRIVATE" ? ( ++ + Commissions are private + + . I'm only taking commissions from select clients. +
+ ) : null + } ++ To stay flexible with both the word count and the deadline, I'm taking payments after the commission is + done. My rate is US$ 1.50 per 100 words, and the final price is only set when + the story is finished[1]. The + word count will be rounded to the nearest hundredth for pricing purposes, and the finished story will be + published in my public galleries. +
++ We can discuss your budget, taking into consideration how big I expect the project to turn out and how much + you're willing to pay. If the finished story ends up under the limit, then the actual price will be lowered to + match. But if I go over the budget instead, you're under no obligation to pay for anything other than what was + originally agreed. +
++ By asking me for a commission, you acknowledge: a) that you are 18+ years old; b) that you are readily + committed to paying me right after the commission is done, and; c) that you agree to these terms. +
++ [1] For first-time commissioners requesting a budget of 8,000+ words, a deposit equivalent to the first 4,000 + words may be requested. In such a case, the final payment will have that amount discounted. +
+Commission subjects
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- + I can work with any kind of safe vore, as long as there's no digestion, fatality, reformation, absorption, or + disposal – in other words, anything considered "endosoma" is fine. As for characters, I can write any + ferals or anthros, of any gender or sexuality. + +
- + I won't write real-life characters, or extreme content like non-consensual sex, underage characters in + sexual/fetishistic/suggestive situations, bestiality (sex with non-sapient ferals), scat, gore, or snuff. + +
- + Despite my focus being on vore, other subjects and scenarios are generally fine to work with. I don't mind + working outside my comfort zone, save for the exceptions above – but reach out to discuss any subjects + beforehand. + +
Additional information
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- + These prices and terms, including my availability for commission work, are subject to change in the future. + +
- + I reserve the right to refuse commission requests, before payment, for any reason. + +
- + If you need any modifications to the concluded draft, let me know before I send you an invoice. Any minor + additions will be included in the final word count, according to the previously agreed budget. Major changes + or additions may incur extra fees. + +
- + Currently, I can receive payments through PayPal or Pix (for Brazilian customers, after the appropriate price + conversion to BRL). For longer commissions, payment in multiple parts can be arranged as long as you request + it in advance. + +
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+ You are allowed to distribute the final version of the story for free with proper attribution. But you are NOT
+ allowed to claim that you wrote it, sell it, monetize its distribution, use it for plagiarism, or modify it in
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- + As for any unfinished WIPs or unpaid commissions, on top of the restrictions above, you are NOT allowed to + save them, distribute them, or use them as a reference for someone else's work. + +
+ - + If you have any doubts, or are considering getting a commission from me, + please reach out through my socials! Preferably through Discord, where I'm more active. + +
My work
++ I've been a lurker in the furry vore community for a long time before I decided to start writing + safe vore stories. Since there's a lot in furry endosoma that I enjoy, my stories tend to + have all sorts of themes and scenarios, including exotic ones. My content is all tagged with the appropriate content warnings, so if you enjoy safe + vore, chances are that you'll find something in my gallery that is right up your alley. +
++ I've also made a game called + "Crossing Over", as part of Strawberry Jam 8 (a game jam hosted by eevee on Feb. 2024). It's been my biggest project so far, + and I'm very proud of it! Check it out if you have an hour to spare and the subject matters interest you. +
+ ++ You can find my galleries through any of the links below. Aside from the first link, these also include some of + the art that I got from others (commissions, gifts, etc.). +
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+ { + TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "CLOSED" ? ( ++ My story commissions are currently closed, but regardless, feel free to{" "} + + check out my Terms of Service + {" "} + if interested. +
+ ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "OPEN" ? ( ++ My story commissions are currently open! Feel free to{" "} + + check out my Terms of Service + {" "} + if interested. +
+ ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "SEMI_OPEN" ? ( ++ My story commissions are currently semi-open, meaning that I may take some commissions, but might reject or + postpone them more easily. Feel free to{" "} + + check out my Terms of Service + {" "} + if interested. +
+ ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "PRIVATE" ? ( ++ My story commissions are currently private, meaning that I'm not offering slots publicly, but I may still + work on commissions for specific clients. Regardless of whether this applies to you or not, feel free to{" "} + + check out my Terms of Service + {" "} + if interested. +
+ ) : ( ++ Feel free to{" "} + + check out my Terms of Service + {" "} + if interested. +
+ ) + } +Paid subscriptions and tips
+ { + SUBSCRIBESTAR_ENABLED ? ( ++ For continued support, I'm using SubscribeStar as a patronage subscription service! Although I intend to + publish all of my stories publicly, I'm exploring options on how to reward people who are able to + financially support my work with recurring payments. +
+ ) : ( ++ In the past, I've used SubscribeStar as a subscription service. Currently, this option is disabled, although + my profile page is still accessible through the link below. +
+ ) + } + ++ If you'd like to tip me once, you can still do it through SubscribeStar! Simply subscribe through the link + above, then immediately cancel the renewal. That way, you'll even get subscriber benefits for that month! +
+ ) : null + } +Other work
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+ Other than the above, I've done some miscellaneous work. This includes
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+ writing code (including for my websites)
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