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- About me
-- You can call me Bad Manners, Manners, BM, Bad, Briefcase... many choices to pick from! My pronouns are he/him and they/them. The term "bad manners" comes from gaming, referencing when someone acts in a purposefully disrespectful and - taunting manner towards other players – and I chose this moniker as it has plenty of personal meanings - attached to it. -
-- You can also call me Sam, which is my fursona's name. He is a mimic and maned wolf hybrid, and you can learn more about him by - clicking on him below! -
-- Hi, I'm Bad Manners! -
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- - I'm a safe vore enthusiast, a furry, a programmer, and occasional writer. -
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Sam Brendan
-- Sam Brendan (or - simply Sam), also going by Bad Manners, is - a mimic x maned wolf hybrid. The main color of his fur is lime green, with light - teal and white details. His most noticeable feature, however, is the metal briefcase that he has in lieu of a - face – the mimic portion of his body. -
-Physical description
-- He has big, pointy, forward-facing ears, with big tufts in a light teal-to-white gradient coming out from the - inside. The rest of his head is different from a regular maned wolf's, however. Everything from the top of his - forehead down to the front of his neck is replaced by a metal briefcase ₋ including his eyes and snout – - due to partially being a mimic of the object. More specifically, the briefcase has a gray matte texture, with - its hinges at the bottom. On top, there are two latches by the sides, and a dark gray pull handle in the middle - – all three clamp down towards the front. There is no discernible unlocking mechanism for the latches. On - the flat sides, the briefcase has several thin ridges across the width. -
-- His mimic half can split in half longitudinally to reveal his green maw, with irregular and crooked white fangs, - muscular buccinators on the sides, and a long prehensile and sticky tongue that is pastel yellow at the tip. It - is connected to his lime-green digestive system. -
-- Sam's body is slim, and his claws are short and white. His extremities are also white (instead of dark like most - maned wolves). His upper paws are similar to hands, his digitigrade feet have lime green pads, and his fluffy - tail is medium in size. These limbs connect to the lime green on his torso with a light teal gradient. The - center of his torso is white, with more light teal gradients on the sides of the ribs. He has some excess - fluffiness throughout his whole body, including a tuft above his chest. On his shoulders, the back of his head, - and the inner side of each thigh, he has small white markings of three triangles of differing sizes. He features - a similar but larger pattern on his back, containing five white triangles. -
-Personality
-- Sam identifies as male, and uses he/him and they/them pronouns. He is normally solitary and anxious but friendly and extremely curious, with a particular interest in - sciences. Sometimes introverted and shy, sometimes loud and active, he's quite prone to mood swings, although he - tries to be reasonable and act on good intentions and manners whenever possible. He is quite fond of anagrams and - wordplay. His main weaknesses are ear scritches and constantly focusing on others' approval. His main strength is - finding humor in little things. -
-- Due to his inability to display facial expressions, he usually resorts to stereotypical conveyances of emotions - by sticking adhesive accessories on the briefcase. For this purpose, he can make use of googly eyes (his - favorite accessories), removable paint and powder, stickers (e.g. to simulate smiles or expressions), and more. - He dislikes being nicknamed Briefcase or anything along those lines but is fine being called by either of his - species. It's very rare for him to ever open his case. -
-- He's quite self-conscious about his mimic maw and normally avoids showing it in public. These factors lead to - him usually eating alone, as well as being confused and flustered by people who seem keenly interested in his - maw. However, in specific moods (such as vorish ones), he has no qualms about displaying and using his maw. He - can be either predator or prey, depending on the situation. When prey, his predator may notice how his fur has a - citric and sweet taste and perfume, similar to lime pie. -
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- - Materializing facial accessories (such as stickers or googly eyes) out of thin air. - -
- - Controlling the movable parts of his mimic half (hinges, latches, handle) like any other limb. Even when - unconscious, he's able to keep his case tightly shut. - -
- - Opening his face like a normal briefcase would open (only when his maw is closed), revealing a single - compartment that exists extra-spatially – i.e. in a pocket dimension separate from the rest of his maw. - -
- - Making his maned wolf body temporarily disappear, becoming indistinguishable from a briefcase mimic except for - a patch of green and white fur on the backside. - -
Sensorial report
-- His mimic parts (henceforth referred to as 'face') are mostly organic, but still contain traces of metallic - elements, making non-invasive examinations such as X-ray and MRI difficult. However, stimulation through short - electrical impulses at the junction between his head and his face results in messages reaching the brain, - indicating that there is a rich nervous network through the seam. The following data has been collected based on - empirical observations and Sam's self-reporting. -
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- - Sense of sight: Mimics' skins are photosensitive, and Sam's face similarly has almost - 360° of vision, with minor loss of focus outside the center. This ability is restricted by perceiving the world - as black and white, therefore minimizing sensory overload, but he's able to focus on a single object to perceive - trichromatic hues. - -
- - Sense of hearing: Excellent hearing, unaffected by the obstruction from his face. - Normal sense of balance. - -
- - Sense of touch: He's able to perceive pressure on his face, albeit with considerably - diminished capacity than the rest of his body. The region also has even dimmer senses of temperature and pain. - But being of magical origin, it is sensitive to such energies. - -
- - Sense of taste: With the maw that appears in front of his face, Sam is capable of - tasting and consuming anything. He reports that "certain flavors are extremely vivid" (further clarification has - been requested to amend this report). - -
- - Sense of smell: Capable of discerning strong smells with chemoreceptors in his face, - while normally breathing through air diffusion instead of his lungs. Sam reports that most smells are quite weak, - but those pertaining to living beings are particularly pronounced. - -
Terms of Service for story commissions
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- ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "OPEN" ? ( -- Commissions are open. -
- ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "SEMI_OPEN" ? ( -- - Commissions are semi-open - - . I'll be more picky about which commissions to take. -
- ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "PRIVATE" ? ( -- - Commissions are private - - . I'm only taking commissions from select clients. -
- ) : null - } -- To stay flexible with both the word count and the deadline, I'm taking payments after the commission is - done. My rate is US$ 1.50 per 100 words, and the final price is only set when - the story is finished[1]. The - word count will be rounded to the nearest hundredth for pricing purposes, and the finished story will be - published in my public galleries. -
-- We can discuss your budget, taking into consideration how big I expect the project to turn out and how much - you're willing to pay. If the finished story ends up under the limit, then the actual price will be lowered to - match. But if I go over the budget instead, you're under no obligation to pay for anything other than what was - originally agreed. -
-- By asking me for a commission, you acknowledge: a) that you are 18+ years old; b) that you are readily - committed to paying me right after the commission is done, and; c) that you agree to these terms. -
-- [1] For first-time commissioners requesting a budget of 8,000+ words, a deposit equivalent to the first 4,000 - words may be requested. In such a case, the final payment will have that amount discounted. -
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- - I can work with any kind of safe vore, as long as there's no digestion, fatality, reformation, absorption, or - disposal – in other words, anything considered "endosoma" is fine. As for characters, I can write any - ferals or anthros, of any gender or sexuality. - -
- - I won't write real-life characters, or extreme content like non-consensual sex, underage characters in - sexual/fetishistic/suggestive situations, bestiality (sex with non-sapient ferals), scat, gore, or snuff. - -
- - Despite my focus being on vore, other subjects and scenarios are generally fine to work with. I don't mind - working outside my comfort zone, save for the exceptions above – but reach out to discuss any subjects - beforehand. - -
Additional information
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- - These prices and terms, including my availability for commission work, are subject to change in the future. - -
- - I reserve the right to refuse commission requests, before payment, for any reason. - -
- - If you need any modifications to the concluded draft, let me know before I send you an invoice. Any minor - additions will be included in the final word count, according to the previously agreed budget. Major changes - or additions may incur extra fees. - -
- - Currently, I can receive payments through PayPal or Pix (for Brazilian customers, after the appropriate price - conversion to BRL). For longer commissions, payment in multiple parts can be arranged as long as you request - it in advance. - -
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- You are allowed to distribute the final version of the story for free with proper attribution. But you are NOT
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- - As for any unfinished WIPs or unpaid commissions, on top of the restrictions above, you are NOT allowed to - save them, distribute them, or use them as a reference for someone else's work. - -
- - - If you have any doubts, or are considering getting a commission from me, - please reach out through my socials! Preferably through Discord, where I'm more active. - -
My work
-- I've been a lurker in the furry vore community for a long time before I decided to start writing - safe vore stories. Since there's a lot in furry endosoma that I enjoy, my stories tend to - have all sorts of themes and scenarios, including exotic ones. My content is all tagged with the appropriate content warnings, so if you enjoy safe - vore, chances are that you'll find something in my gallery that is right up your alley. -
-- I've also made a game called - "Crossing Over", as part of Strawberry Jam 8 (a game jam hosted by eevee on Feb. 2024). It's been my biggest project so far, - and I'm very proud of it! Check it out if you have an hour to spare and the subject matters interest you. -
- -- You can find my galleries through any of the links below. Aside from the first link, these also include some of - the art that I got from others (commissions, gifts, etc.). -
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Story commissions
- { - TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "CLOSED" ? ( -- My story commissions are currently closed, but regardless, feel free to{" "} - - check out my Terms of Service - {" "} - if interested. -
- ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "OPEN" ? ( -- My story commissions are currently open! Feel free to{" "} - - check out my Terms of Service - {" "} - if interested. -
- ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "SEMI_OPEN" ? ( -- My story commissions are currently semi-open, meaning that I may take some commissions, but might reject or - postpone them more easily. Feel free to{" "} - - check out my Terms of Service - {" "} - if interested. -
- ) : TOS_COMMISSION_STATUS === "PRIVATE" ? ( -- My story commissions are currently private, meaning that I'm not offering slots publicly, but I may still - work on commissions for specific clients. Regardless of whether this applies to you or not, feel free to{" "} - - check out my Terms of Service - {" "} - if interested. -
- ) : ( -- Feel free to{" "} - - check out my Terms of Service - {" "} - if interested. -
- ) - } -Paid subscriptions and tips
- { - SUBSCRIBESTAR_ENABLED ? ( -- For continued support, I'm using SubscribeStar as a patronage subscription service! Although I intend to - publish all of my stories publicly, I'm exploring options on how to reward people who are able to - financially support my work with recurring payments. -
- ) : ( -- In the past, I've used SubscribeStar as a subscription service. Currently, this option is disabled, although - my profile page is still accessible through the link below. -
- ) - } - -- If you'd like to tip me once, you can still do it through SubscribeStar! Simply subscribe through the link - above, then immediately cancel the renewal. That way, you'll even get subscriber benefits for that month! -
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- Other than the above, I've done some miscellaneous work. This includes
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- writing code (including for my websites)
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