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+Notes for any sites which require extra performance
+===================================================
+
+Image Serving
+-------------
+Firstly, make sure your webserver is configured properly and nice URLs are
+enabled, so that images will be served straight from disk by the webserver
+instead of via PHP. If you're serving images via PHP, then your site might
+melt under the load of 5 concurrent users...
+
+`SPEED_HAX`
+-----------
+Setting this to true will make a bunch of changes which reduce the correctness
+of the software and increase admin workload for the sake of speed. You almost
+certainly don't want to set this, but if you do (eg you're trying to run a
+site with 10,000 concurrent users on a single server), it can be a huge help.
+
+Notable behaviour changes:
+
+- Database schema upgrades are no longer automatic; you'll need to run
+  `php index.php db-upgrade` from the CLI each time you update the code.
+- Mapping from Events to Extensions is cached - you'll need to delete
+  `data/cache/shm_event_listeners.php` after each code change, and after
+  enabling or disabling any extensions.
+- Tag lists (eg alphabetic, popularity, map) are cached and you'll need
+  to delete them manually when you feel like it
+- Anonymous users can only search for 3 tags at once
+- We only show the first 500 pages of results for any query, except for
+  the most simple (no tags, or one positive tag)
+- We only ever show the first 5,000 results for complex queries
+- `ParseLinkTemplateEvent` is disabled
+- Only comments from the past 24 hours show up in /comment/list
+- Web crawlers are blocked from creating too many nonsense searches
+- The first 10 pages in the index get extra caching
+- RSS is limited to 10 pages
+- HTML for thumbnails is cached
+
+`WH_SPLITS`
+-----------
+Store files as `images/ab/cd/...` instead of `images/ab/...`, which can
+reduce filesystem load when you have millions of images.
+
+Multiple Image Servers
+----------------------
+Image links don't have to be `/images/$hash.$ext` on the local server, they
+can be full URLs, and include weighted random parts, eg:
+
+`https://{fred=3,leo=1}.mysite.com/images/$hash.$ext` - the software will then
+use consistent hashing to map 75% of the files to `fred.mysite.com` and 25% to
+`leo.mysite.com` - then you can install Varnish or Squid or something as a
+caching reverse-proxy.
+
+Profiling
+---------
+`define()`'ing `TRACE_FILE` to a filename and `TRACE_THRESHOLD` to a number
+of seconds will result in JSON event traces being dumped into that file
+whenever a page takes longer than the threshold to load. These traces can
+then be loaded into the chrome trace viewer (chrome://tracing/) and you'll
+get a breakdown of page performance by extension, event, database, and cache
+queries.